20

Hello! It's that time of year again. and by that time I mean my birthday. Today, I am 20 years old. 2 whole decades!

welp.

I told my mom: "I'm too young to be 20!"

she, approaching 50, just looks at me.

backpedalbackpedal."on second thought, I'm young and spry."

anyway. my dad tonight, with his ever-present video camera, points it about 2 inches from my face so I'm sure the camera saw just about an entire nostril, and asks me if I have any wisdom to impart, now that I am no longer a teenager.

I think for half an awkward second before defaulting to what I perceive to be a funny face and shrug. "nope!"

and really, why waste a brilliant blog entry such as this with cheesyass wisdom about things which I am only beginning to discover.

instead, I'll leave you with a quote that imparts the wisdom of Mark Twain:

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

let the roaring twenties begin.